i mess up a lot

sorry

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via confirmance)

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH

(via unescapable)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via unescapable)

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

(via g-iggle)

fartgallery:

my biggest fear is dying while wearing a hat because I never wear hats and I don’t want the people that find my body to think that I like to wear hats

(via g-iggle)